Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Things I Hope America Will Remember This Election

In celebration of the elections (and my coupon for a free rental at the video store around the corner) I rented The American President this evening. It's always been a favorite movie of mine, Aaron Sorkin is a great writer and Michael Douglas is so good in it. But as I was watching it I was thinking a lot about current events and the decisions people in this country have to make this year.

It's fantastic that so many people who have never taken a keen interest in the electoral process are tuning in for this election. I'm 22 and I can say with conviction that voting and current issues are not core concerns with many people in my age bracket. Instead, I spend my days trying to finish all the work I have to do- school work, job work, commissions for friends. Remembering to SHOWER is often a chore. Making money, paying bills, staying on top of my train wreck life, those are the things I generally spend my time considering, and I don't think I'm out of line when I say that many people my age feel similarly.

Often I have talked with my friends and speculated why "kids" today don't get worked up over things like they did in the 60's and 70's. We thought perhaps our level of disaffected-ness could be attributed to over-stimulation by computers, internet, etc. (why get worked up about it in real life when you can shout at the cloud online?) Perhaps, we thought, it was due to the lack of a draft for the Iraq war. It's hard to say why people my age have seemed to care less and less in recent years, but for the first time I can say there has been so much more visible interest in politics on this campus than I have seen before, even during the '04 election. It's not even Obama support necessarily, it's both sides. And I think that is great. I think people our age have GOT to take interest, because we can actually DO something about the direction we take the world. We each have a say, and I think so many young Americans underestimate that. They underestimate the good they can do. Last Sunday a history major knocked on my door asking if I was registered to vote. I am wildly enthusiastic about this election and I don't even want to spend my Sundays that way. But she did.

Near the end of The American President, Michael Douglas gives a wonderful speech against his opponent (played by Richard Dreyfus)about character. With the way our own election has been going, the words Aaron Sorkin wrote really resonated with me, so I'm going to quote what I think is a pertinent excerpt:

"I've known [Bob Rumson] for years, and I'd been operating under the assumption that the reason [Bob] devotes so much time and energy shouting at the rain was that he simply didn't get it. Well, I was wrong, [Bob's] problem isn't that he doesn't get it; [Bob's] problem is that he can't sell it. We have serious problems to solve, and we need serious people to solve them. And whatever your particular problem is, I promise you, [Bob Rumson] is not the least bit interested in solving it. He is interested in two things, and two things only: making you afraid of it, and telling you who's to blame for it. That, ladies and gentlemen, is how you win elections.
You gather a group, of middle-age, middle-class, middle-income voters who remember with longing an easier time, and you talk to them about family, and American values, and character..."


Myself, I like playing a game where I substitute the name in <> with "John McCain." Personally I feel that McCain has spun his platform by the day if not by the hour, telling Americans not what he believes, but what he believes will get him elected. He's not interested in telling us about his plans, I don't even know what his plans are because he's alluded to so many, constantly changing, vaguely formed ones that when I try to put the pieces together I get confused. Mostly I feel that he is praying on our fears- about Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran, Palestine, and now the economy. And when things go south for him he blames the problems on other people, other groups, other countries. If John McCain admitted some wrongs in a self effacing way, if he offered some explanation for his errors humbly I would be less upset, because accountability is an extremely presidential quality. (I really think politicians forget this) But all I hear is from one side of his mouth that Obama/ foreign countries/ Americans are to blame for problems while from the other side he says we need to stop playing the blame game. In the words of Sarah Palin, "it makes me ill."

I don't pretend to assume Obama has all the answers. But for the first time there seems to be someone who honestly cares about sacrificing himself for the good of others rather than sacrificing others for the good of himself. I can't say what kind of president he will be, but he is intelligent and has the ability to motivate. He is respected internationally, if not by his own peers. I think it's time that America rose to meet its espoused idealism, rather than pandering to the lowest common denominator. We must move forward, not backward.

Even if you aren't going to vote for Barack Obama, at least vote intelligently. Look at the issues, check the facts and don't blindly accept what a candidate or reporter tells you, no matter what "side" they're on. Because if the past 8 years has taught me something, it's that you can't trust anything- you've got to verify it yourself. Be smarter than the politicians think you are, America!

Monday, September 29, 2008

So it's official.

...I'm a total nerd. This quiz is really fun, take it if you want some amusement.

Your result for Reincarnation Placement Exam...

Starfleet Crewperson

63% Intrigue, 63% Civilization, 60% Humanity, 51% Urbanization.


As Mister Spock would say: Fascinating. It seems you've managed to hit the edge of the curve on all metrics. An extraordinary life is almost certain.



According to your answers, you want it all, you want a lot of it, and you're willing to do what it takes to get it! Adventure! Romance! Technology! Challenge! You love civilization. You like people. You love the complications and joys of a big, weird crowd of humans plus lots of other beings wandering into dangerous and complicated corners of the galaxy.



There is an ideal place for you, and you are ideal for it: Welcome to the crew of the starship Enterprise. Captain Kirk would have welcomed you aboard himself, but his head was too big to fit in the landing bay.

Take Reincarnation Placement Exam at HelloQuizzy

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Autumn is Upon Us

It occurs to me that autumn is fast approaching. Normally this a jubilant time of year for me, since summer is my least favorite season and autumn is really my favorite. But after that arduous winter last year and the extremely short-seeming summer I'm just not ready to let go of 70 degree weather yet. Maybe those are my Alaska roots growing a little weaker, but I just don't WANT to endure sub zero temperatures on a weekly/ daily basis anymore. Especially when I walk and bike everywhere. You can bet that I'll be savoring every last warm day down to the bitter end this season.

In other news it's a small world after all. The girl who makes the delicious sandwiches I referenced in this post is in one of my drawing courses this semester. I haven't spoken to her yet, but she does the cutest little inkings of ninjas. Leave it to art majors to double as secret sandwich preparation geniuses! Art FTW!

In the artsy vein, I've decided to try to keep my drawings this semester operating around a central theme. I always try to do this, I find it prevents me from getting creatively exhausted. This semester I am working on establishing a Sci-Fi world based around my ideas of the future of genetic enhancement. My first piece is going to be a city view, and I've drawn off a lot of good concept artists to solidify the look. In one way I know that means I don't get to say it was fully my idea, but the whole point of learning is practice. Or so I tell myself. It's going to be more Star Wars polish than Firefly grit.

Also: trying not to get re-addicted to coke. Not sure if I am currently winning or losing this battle. *sips coke*

Friday, September 12, 2008

Wordle!

I came across Wordle a few days ago when I was browsing some political blogs. Threat Level had used wordle to create a visual display of the word count for the RNC and DNC speeches, something which I thought was really great. It turns out you can do it with any webpage. If you're into stuff like this, it's a pretty fun little program. I did one for the (almost) current incarnation of this blog below:


Evil Apple (again)

And just when I was riding that Genius high. Can you see me? I'm taking a deep breath and rolling my eyes furiously. I'm not a conspiracy theorist or anything, but to see these privacy/ security violations makes me insane, I just have to write about them. I'll post some lolcats or something later to atone.

Just had a gander at this Wired article, but I'll basically sum it up below:

The iPhone (and by association I assume the iPod Touch) take screenshots of everything you do, then stores them. When you think of how the minimize function works, it's actually not particularly surprising or alarming. What IS both surprising and alarming is the fact that these screen captures are not immediately deleted by the device when the minimized window is closed, but rather saved.

According to the article this glitch(??) has been so well documented that it has been used to apprehend "criminals who have been accused of rape, murder or drug deals."

The icing on the cake?

"There's no way to prevent it," Zdziarski [hacker] said during the webcast. "I'm kind of divided on it. I hope Apple fixes it because it's a significant privacy leak, but at the same time it's been useful for investigating criminals."

THAT^. THAT right there is what frightens me about this article. It's one thing to know these problems exist, it's one thing to discover these flaws and point the angry finger but the minute we start balancing the importance of our personal privacy against the useful investigative nature of these glitches for apprehending "criminals" is when we close our eyes and let our civil liberties melt away. Because one day in the not so distant future you could be one of those "criminals." Just remember that for a moment.

It makes my blood boil.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

On Genius.

I'm exactly the type of person who will say "When it's possible, don't let anyone have access to any personal information of yours, no matter how mundane it may seem." Which is why programs like iTunes' new genius function make it so damn hard to maintain my resolve.

I've been WAITING for this function for years. YEARS! Have you ever had that time with your mp3 player when you could just swear the device had some mystically creepy intuitive capability? Well, welcome to genius. The mystical is real, the creepy is real, and you know how those people stay in the haunted house with the killer ghosts/ dolls long after EVERYONE knows they should leave because, well, it really is such a sweet little town and it's probably all in their heads... right...? Well everything I know about evil corporations tells me to turn this app off and I just can't do it. I've been rediscovering my music all evening because itunes has been pulling out songs I didn't even know I had.

Damn it apple, why can't I quit you?!

Hooray for Hadron!

... I almost spelled tat "Hardon." I think that is funny little slip. Yes indeed.

Today, in honor of the birth of the Large Hadron Collider, I'm posting CERN's Large Hadron rap. Not only is it funny, it's informative! (Now with extra quarks!!) It's nice to see those guys to more than play with their abacuses all day.



...I still get tickled every time I hear the crazy people talk about the black holes sucking us up. Learn to science n00bs! I'm pumped to learn about what they discover, this could be the beginning of an era of really exciting physics. This collider is really a victory not only for science, but for humanity- to think that we came together and made this amazing machine for the purpose of learning more about the world. It's things like this that really inspire me and give me hope.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Suspicions Regarding Google Chrome

There's been a lot of comments flying fast and furious across the tubes regarding Google's newly released internet browser, Chrome.

When I heard about it I was intrigued, but cautious. Given their history of an extensive go-getter approach to data mining, the idea of using a browser hand-handcrafted by them set the conspiracy theorist Big Brother alarms off in my brain. So, after checking out the download page, I decided to hold off and see if any chatter came out in the following days.

I was not to be disappointed.

I'd been foolishly concerned about some spectral-keystroke-capturing-spying... thing. I don't know, my concerns were vague and incoherent, but I was more preoccupied about being monitored by google than what's come out so far, that google's license agreement was basically hand tailored to seize rights to any creative/ intellectual properties users dealt with or uploaded in the course of browsing the internet with their app. The exact wording in the EULA read:

11. Content licence from you

11.1 You retain copyright and any other rights that you already hold in Content that you submit, post or display on or through the Services. By submitting, posting or displaying the content, you give Google a perpetual, irrevocable, worldwide, royalty-free and non-exclusive licence to reproduce, adapt, modify, translate, publish, publicly perform, publicly display and distribute any Content that you submit, post or display on or through the Services. This licence is for the sole purpose of enabling Google to display, distribute and promote the Services and may be revoked for certain Services as defined in the Additional Terms of those Services.


After overwhelming outcry from users Google quickly retracted the offending language for the following:

11. Content license from you

11.1 You retain copyright and any other rights you already hold in Content which you submit, post or display on or through, the Services.


There are many holding the opinion that this may have been an oversight, or that this is simply google's standard EULA for all of its programs. My opinion is that a company like Google does not make idle mistakes, certainly not in legal documentation. However, I think their response that this was their usual EULA and that it hadn't occurred to them to change it may have been true. Nonetheless, this instance should draw to everyone's attention that extremely clear, no-nonsense wording in Google's license agreement. This agreement applies to almost every program google oversees. So often we scroll through a EULA without carefully looking it over, it's important to remember to take a careful look at what rights you're keeping/ throwing out the window. Despite the fact that they've changed their wording to something slightly less ambiguous, I won't be using Chrome anytime soon.

In today's age of blogs, tweets, vlogs, p2p, online word processing and email it is essential to maintain the rights to your intellectual property as well as you can. Furthermore, even if intellectual property isn't an interest of yours, at least know that if someone else owns what you're doing, they can also see what you're doing.

It's easy for people to know what you're doing online. Don't make it easier.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Penny Arcade Expo Rundown

Well, I've been back from PAX for a few days, and I'm in grips of some primordial beast of a plague which I am choosing to directly blame on Wil Wheaton, but I think I will take a moment to try and describe some of the experience I enjoyed there.

First of all, this was my first time at PAX, or any convention in general. I was floored by the sheer volume of humans present. (I hear it topped 55,000) While I was taken aback at first, the friendliness of nearly everyone I met made what could have been a very overwhelming experience into a warm shared one instead. I often chatted with strangers in lines I waited in and it was really fun being able to talk about things like Stallman without having to explain what I was saying. (Or add some hypertext, for that matter)

There's so much that I did it's hard to sum it all up, here are some highlights:

Watching the Penny Arcade Q&A and Make a Strip panels, and meeting Mike and Jerry.

Buying a book from Wil Wheaton and getting to talk to him.

Meeting Jonathan Coulton and getting the Thing A Week series.

Chatting with Shawn from Mega 64.

Watching Jerry Holkins, Mike Krahulik, Scott Kurtz and Wil Wheaton play a game of the 4th edition.

Being in the front row at the Jonathan Coulton/ Freeze Pops concert

Getting a Red vs Blue shirt from Gus


There are so many other things- panels I attended, Ken Levine's keynote, chatting with the guys making the new Strong Bad game, playing Afro Samurai etc etc. It was a really fun time and I have no regrets that I went. Looking back, I'm only amazed at how close I came to not going at all, and that would have been the greatest shame. To everyone I met there and everyone who was there thank you for creating a community where the internet can take a tangible shape and people can unite for the soul purpose of playing some games.
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